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A secret society of the fourteen wealthiest mascots on the East Coast convenes at an estate in Greensboro, NC, otherwise known as John Swofford's basement. Chips and mango-peach salsa are served. They control the Eastern American bank money supplies, Fort Sumter, ESPN2 and the North Carolina A&T student newspaper.
They are known as: The Quindenion
Click here for Episode One: Of Mascots and Men