You may remember these things from Hoya Suxa. They're back, here, for the 2012 football season. We're providing an image -- for your Facebook and Twitter profile pictures -- so that you can participate, however you choose, in our Friday spirit/hate rallies on the Internet during the season. Still don't understand what's going on? Leave a comment and somebody will probably help you out.
TUTORIAL SESSION V: #BEATPITT
Opponent: Pittsburgh
Date: October 6, 2012
Location: Syracuse, New York (Carrier Dome)
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Invective:
"Aw, man. I don't feel right. Did someone shoot me with tranquilizer darts. Aw, man. This isn't right. I'm tired. Aw, jeez. I can't believe this happened again. The last time this happened I was pulled out of the genetic engineering lab somewhere in Massachusetts and woke up in friggin' Pittsburgh and told to be a mascot, whatever the hell that is. Aw, man. I'm so tired. I just need to lie down. Who shot me, anyway? Where do you even get tranquilizer guns these days?
Also, why is my internal monologue in human English? Aw, man."