Dion Waiters. Jerome Smith. Sean Keeley. We at Troy Nunes Is An Absolute Magician appreciate our tweeters. As a blog that came about during the Twitter era and has grown thanks to the social network, we have come to appreciate those that exist in the Syracuse Orange Twitter Bubble but do something different. It’s not about smart, it’s not about volume, it’s about owning your own schtick, and committing to that schtick past the point of humor and into meme territory.
We are pleased to welcome Sean Tucker into the pantheon and are pleased with his performance thus far.
Sean Tucker ranks second nationally in rushing yards (536), second in all-purpose yards (177.75 per game), fifth in rushing TDs (7) and third in scoring (12 points per game).— Syracuse Football (@CuseFootball) September 26, 2021
We are also pleased with his performance thus far. https://t.co/B7EgwyzIkC pic.twitter.com/JwZY75Tdp4
For those who do not know the joke, Sean Tucker (@seantucker2020) has taken the AIM high school tradition of leaving your varsity stats on your away message (5 pts, 2-6 FG, 1 3pt, W 30-25) and turned it into high art. Aside from the occasional RT of a Syracuse football video or graphic, Tucker’s Twitter Feed is simply a recap of his on the field performance.
I started my college football career yesterday, carrying the ball a few times averaging over 5.5 yds with my longest run being 12 yds. Unfortunately, we lost to Pitt 21 to 10 but I'm just getting started!! pic.twitter.com/jOwL6CFw35— Sean Tucker (@seantucker2020) September 20, 2020
It doesn’t matter the score, it doesn’t matter the stats, Mr. Tucker’s commitment to the craft is why we have chosen to induct him into the TNIAAM Prolific Tweeters Hall of Fame. Your Nunesbucks are in the mail.
Not happy with the loss to Louisville on Friday but I'm okay with my performance. I ran for 93 yds on 16 att averaging 5.8 yds per carry. pic.twitter.com/aiaovExzXi— Sean Tucker (@seantucker2020) November 23, 2020
Now, in this brave new world of NIL, I would humbly like to suggest to Mr. Tucker that he expand his bit ever so slightly to include other tasks he must complete around CNY. For example:
“Successfully restocked the fridge at @Wegmans in DeWitt today. Not happy I forgot some things, but overall happy with my performance. I was able to purchase 1 week’s worth of produce, and 3 family packs of marinated chicken.”
“Successful dinner at Tully’s tonight. Ate the full buffalo tender platter and 3 bowls of popcorn, but realized late specials are probably more cost efficient. I’ll fix that next week. I’m pleased with my performance and just getting started!“
Welcome to the Hall, Mr. Tucker.