Welcome back, Fake Nunes fans. We’ve come down to the final 16 teams in the country so let’s get right to it.
Opponent: Houston Cougars
Location: Houston, Tex.
Students: 37, 291 students who don’t realize they are at a track school
The 2020-21 Fake Nunes Equation of Tumult (#FNET)
You wanted something more ridiculous than RPI and the NCAA gave you NET. We give you more ridiculousness so we’re bringing back a revised FNET metric.
Head Coach Bench Attire and Mask:
Kelvin Sampson gives off major Dad vibes on the sideline with the giant Jumpman logo polo.
Turn this photo of Jim Boeheim smiling into a NFT and let’s make some money
NBA 2K Playability:
The Buddy Boeheim ratings boost is still real and actually pushes him on the level with Quentin Grimes
Basketball Program Hashtag:
None vs #FortheCity and #GoCoogs
It’s the old two-hashtag problem popping up again. Either of those is fine by themselves but together it’s just meh. Still beats nothing.
ACC Social Media Favorites:
DeJon Jarreau vs Marek Dolezaj
It’s the most-talked about hip in Indiana against the most-talked about Slovak in Indiana
Jacket Mask Toss Meter
1.1/10 Did you see that smile up above? This man is cool as a cucumber these days.
On one hand Buddy Buckets was doing a lot of media all week...on the other hand the NCAA cost us Buddy Donuts. No one takes our donuts from us. Cuse by a bakers dozen.