Welcome back, Fake Nunes fans. It’s time to welcome back an old rival with a Sweet 16 bid on the line.
Opponent: West Virginia Mountaineers
Location: Morgantown, WV
Students: 29.933 students who wish they were around to party with Pittsnoggle
The 2020-21 Fake Nunes Equation of Tumult (#FNET)
You wanted something more ridiculous than RPI and the NCAA gave you NET. We give you more ridiculousness so we’re bringing back a revised FNET metric.
Head Coach Bench Attire and Mask:
Bob Huggins was sideline casual before sideline casual was a thing. He dresses like someone who gave his two-weeks notice and has zero f’s to give.
Literally 90% of the Jim Boeheim photos available to us feature him with arms extended or doing this
Andy said it best on Twitter though. This one has strong CYO vibes
Round of 32 NCAA Tournament Coaching Matchup or Local Catholic Grade School Matchup? Couldn’t tell ya. pic.twitter.com/pgmxdLUkGg— Andy Pregler (@acpregler) March 20, 2021
NBA 2K Playability:
The Buddy Boeheim ratings boost is real
Basketball Program Hashtag:
None vs #HailWV
You know we’ve been too stuck in too much MCU Universe discussion when our first thought is WVU is taking the place of Hydra
Advantage: West Virginia
ACC Social Media Favorites:
Seny Ndiaye vs Marek Dolezaj
We’re giving this one some international flavor and everyone in the ACC was happy that Marek finally got his pizza in Indy
Jacket Mask Toss Meter
1.7/10 With Buddy hitting 50% from 3 Jim’s got little to stress about these days.
The NCAA is trying to mess with Syracuse’s momentum by moving the team to Bankers Life Fieldhouse but Buddy throws them off by shaving his head and channeling his inner Reggie Miller. Huggins doesn’t have Joe Mazzulla to save him as this game is decided by better free-throw shooting from the Orange who survive and advance.