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#FakeNunes previews Syracuse vs. West Virginia in the NCAA Tournament

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How many times will Chandler Jones sack Geno Smith tonight?

Syndication: The Enquirer Alton Strupp/IndyStar via Imagn Content Services, LLC

Welcome back, Fake Nunes fans. It’s time to welcome back an old rival with a Sweet 16 bid on the line.

Opponent: West Virginia Mountaineers

Location: Morgantown, WV

Students: 29.933 students who wish they were around to party with Pittsnoggle

The 2020-21 Fake Nunes Equation of Tumult (#FNET)

You wanted something more ridiculous than RPI and the NCAA gave you NET. We give you more ridiculousness so we’re bringing back a revised FNET metric.

Head Coach Bench Attire and Mask:

Bob Huggins was sideline casual before sideline casual was a thing. He dresses like someone who gave his two-weeks notice and has zero f’s to give.

NCAA Basketball: Oklahoma State at West Virginia Ben Queen-USA TODAY Sports

Literally 90% of the Jim Boeheim photos available to us feature him with arms extended or doing this

Syndication: The Enquirer Alton Strupp/IndyStar via Imagn Content Services, LLC

Andy said it best on Twitter though. This one has strong CYO vibes

Advantage: Push

NBA 2K Playability:

The Buddy Boeheim ratings boost is real

Advantage: Syracuse

Basketball Program Hashtag:

None vs #HailWV

You know we’ve been too stuck in too much MCU Universe discussion when our first thought is WVU is taking the place of Hydra

Advantage: West Virginia

ACC Social Media Favorites:

Seny Ndiaye vs Marek Dolezaj

We’re giving this one some international flavor and everyone in the ACC was happy that Marek finally got his pizza in Indy

Advantage: Syracuse

Boeheim Jacket Mask Toss Meter

NCAA Basketball: Clemson at Syracuse Rich Barnes-USA TODAY Sports

1.7/10 With Buddy hitting 50% from 3 Jim’s got little to stress about these days.

Prediction:

The NCAA is trying to mess with Syracuse’s momentum by moving the team to Bankers Life Fieldhouse but Buddy throws them off by shaving his head and channeling his inner Reggie Miller. Huggins doesn’t have Joe Mazzulla to save him as this game is decided by better free-throw shooting from the Orange who survive and advance.