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#FakeNunes previews Syracuse vs Louisville

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NCAA Basketball: Syracuse at Louisville Jamie Rhodes-USA TODAY Sports

The Syracuse Orange men’s basketball team survived to advance in the ACC Tournament and waiting for them

Opponent: Louisville Cardinals

Location: Louisville, Ky.

Students: 22,471 students who have already shared the photo of Lamar Jackson hurdling Syracuse players on their social media

2019-20 Fake Nunes Equation of Tumult (#FNET)

You wanted something more ridiculous than RPI and the NCAA gave you NET. We give you more ridiculousness so we bring back the FNET metric.

Head Coach Bench Attire:

Chris Mack is a good coach. He’s never going to make any best dressed coach lists-mostly because he looks like an 80s movie villain.

NCAA Basketball: Louisville at Florida State Melina Myers-USA TODAY Sports

Jim Boeheim probably packed two outfits for this trip so if the Orange wins maybe we’ll get our wish of seeing him coach a game in his tracksuit.

Jeremy Brevard-USA TODAY Sports

Advantage: Syracuse because think of all we could do with Tracksuit Boeheim memes.

NBA 2K Playability:

Would anyone object to letting Jordan Nwora and Elijah Hughes play 1 on 1 here?

Advantage: Louisville because Nwora’s got a better supporting cast

Basketball Program Hashtag:

None vs #GoCards

Louisville keeps it simple here and yes it’s boring and not too original but it’s better than nothing.

Advantage: Louisville

ACC Social Media Favorites:

Beating North Carolina in Greensboro isn’t going to win the Orange any fans

Advantage: Louisville

Boeheim Jacket Toss Meter

NCAA Basketball: ACC Conference Tournament-Pittsburgh vs Syracuse Jeremy Brevard-USA TODAY Sports

8.77/10 This is Syracuse’s last chance at earning a NCAA Tournament bid (If there’s so Jim won’t hesitate to let the polyester fly through the Greensboro night.

Wrestling Theme for this game

One part of the Best Friends team in All Elite Wrestling, Chuck Taylor is a native of Kentucky who has the good sense to hang out with the greatest wrestler in the world Orange Cassidy


The first match-up got out of hand for the Orange and it’s going to take a much better defensive effort for them to advance out of this game. Maybe the lack of a crowd will inspire the Orange to play well so they don’t have to listen to Boeheim screaming “Quincy!!!” all night long. Cuse by 3.