#FakeNunes previews Syracuse vs. NC State

The Syracuse Orange men’s basketball team doesn’t get time to rest before welcoming in their next ACC opponent

Opponent: N.C. State Wolfpack

Location: Raleigh, N.C.

Students: Over 36,000 students who are unaware that the best team on their campus is the women’s cross-country squad.

2019-20 Fake Nunes Equation of Tumult (#FNET)

You wanted something more ridiculous than RPI and the NCAA gave you NET. We give you more ridiculousness so we bring back the FNET metric.

Head Coach Bench Attire:

If Kevin Keatts wasn’t coaching he could be telling you how he’ll fight to get you the settlement you deserve after your auto accident.

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Jim Boeheim’s left those wild prints back in the 1970s so don’t look for him to break out a windowpane suit.

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Advantage: N.C. State because we applaud those willing to take a fashion risk.

NBA 2K Playability:

C.J. Bryce and Markell Johnson are going to be a challenge for the Syracuse backcourt.

Advantage: Syracuse because shooting matters when you’re manning the controllers

Basketball Program Hashtag:

None vs None

Well well well...look at what we have here.

Advantage: Push

ACC Social Media Favorites:

Braxton Beverly’s beard gets the edge over Joe Girard’s goatee

Advantage: N.C. State

Boeheim Jacket Toss Meter

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8.3/10 This is a huge game for the Orange as they can ill-afford to drop a home game to a team behind them in the ACC standings. Boeheim knows if Marek Dolezaj gets in foul trouble again the jacket will need to fly.

Wrestling Theme Song for this game

This was a no-brainer for this one.

Prediction:

Syracuse survived on Saturday night and that should get their attention and focus on this one. It’s going to be close but we have the Orange escaping with a four-point win.