Once we saw the note about North Carolina serving White Claw alcoholic seltzer this week, we knew we had to fire up the #jokesandgarbage machine and give you the OFFICIAL in-stadium beverage for each ACC Football program. As this is typically a beer-focused publication, you’ll find plenty of that below. But we didn’t limit ourselves to brews, either.
Meet the shirtless guy at the Florida State game who was reading a book.— The Athletic CFB (@TheAthleticCFB) October 28, 2018
He's a professor! https://t.co/YeU6xdoCyC
Miami-Florida Hurricanes: Four Loko Blaze. If the ‘Canes don’t solve their QB issues then fans are going to want to burn everything down and block out the entire ACC era... more than they already have, somehow.
North Carolina Tar Heels: we’ll let them keep the White Claw claim. It goes well with argyle.
N.C. State Wolfpack: They can have their New Belgium Old Tuffy release because we can’t argue with this perfect taste description for the Wolfpack — “Slight sweetness with a very slightly bitter finish.”
Syracuse Orange: According to @MrSUFootball this year’s Cuse drink is the Natural Light Aloha Beaches seltzer and we trust his expertise in this area after he went 10-3 as a week-to-week SU prognosticator last year.
That's right, we made a f***ing seltzer.— Natural Light (@naturallight) August 12, 2019
Introducing the two newest members of the Natural Light fam: Catalina Lime Mixer & Aloha Beaches. 6% ABV hard seltzer. LFG pic.twitter.com/MXAcGuCQVE
What did we get right? And what did we get completely wrong about these characterizations? Share your own official beverage selections below.