Normally, we spend our preview working with the SBN Community of the opponent. Since Kean Seeley wasn’t available to preview the Syracuse Orange vs Fightin’ Byes game, we did one better: an exclusive with Bino Dabers, 3rd year head coach of the Byes.
So Coach, it’s year three and you’re somehow still the slowest team in all of football, averaging a geratric 25 plays per game on offense. What gives?
“Very long pause. Well, you see. We’ve had issues keeping Dave Dungey on the field. We want to limit the opponents’ chance to do damage. So one plus one equals pie and less plays. Now, I don’t know if you’ve ever seen Ocean’s 4, but that Pitt and doctor fella basically did the same thing. “
Stares blankly into phone.
Ok, well, let’s talk defense; it’s been a struggle for you to keep others from scoring, even with limiting their time on the field. What are you going to try and do versus a high flying Syracuse?
“With all due respect...
Long enough pause for me to order my PSL on Marshall, walk and get it, and be back on campus.
“I don’t think our defense has been that bad. Sure, teams are scoring on 100% of possessions, but we’re blackjacking the game, just like that Boston fella in that rounding movie. You can’t beat us on the ground if we let you throw the ball, so even though I’d like Cedric Asco and Fred Christopher to play better, they’re making sure we don’t get beat on the ground. I have total faith Warren Bran gets us where we need to be come Saturday.“
Can literally feel my brain becoming a meme.
I’m afraid to ask, but how do you work around having the worst special teams unit in the country coupled with a poor defense and ineffective offense?
Well son, here’s the thing. Five years later. Just because Hurling Sofrecter is averaging 6.9 net yards per punt doesn’t mean he’s a bad punter. Just because Sandre Azymt has yet to make an extra point doesn’t mean he’s a bad kicker. Our goal is sneak up on you, like the Mediterranean Job movie with that Charlie’s Angel. We’re playing a long game by going short, ya know?
Fathoms the emptiness that is space and time and the relativity of life.
Care to make a prediction about the game?
We’re going to do all we can do to leave the Syracuse Dome in Carrier, NY with a tie.
Thanks Coach Dabers....ummm we think. Anyway let’s hope that the Orange are ready to face this unconventional opponent this Saturday.