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Shopping Amazon Go with ACC basketball coaches

Operation Basketball means coaches need to make their shopping trips efficient

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Here at TNIAAM, we believe in doing our part to promote the Atlantic Coast Conference, so when we heard about Amazon Go planning to open thousands of stores in the next few years we wanted to help out the basketball coaches.

Obviously these guys are pressed for time, so the idea of not having to wait in line is very appealing and we think the ACC would be wise to push for the opening of an Amazon Go in Greensboro. So what should each Head Coach get when they visit during #OperationBasketball? We’ll help them with their shopping experience.

Jim Boeheim (Syracuse Orange): Turkey on white and Sean clearly understands what would bring in ratings if we filmed these visits. It’s the kind of content just calling out to the ACC Network.

Mike Krzyzewski (Duke Blue Devils): Brotherhood: Three Season Pack

Apparently recruits want to go to Duke not to win titles or be showcased for a year until they head to the NBA. No, they want to be part of #TheBrotherhood so Coach K can have this series on loop in his office during recruiting visits.

Roy Williams (North Carolina Tar Heels): Neuro Peak Brain Support Supplement

Roy described the FBI trial as a “ he’s not familiar with” and he was “dumbfounded” by the academic scandal accusations in Chapel Hill. We don’t want Roy to end up like Urban Meyer so we think these memberberries might help out.

Tony Bennett (Virginia Cavailers): A Slow Cooker

Who needs a fast, efficient dinner when you can place your food in one of these and let it slowly cook over the entire day. Just be careful if you bring your slow cooker to Baltimore County or you might lose it.

Buzz Williams (Virginia Tech Hokies): Degree Anti-Perspirant and Nike Dri-Fits

Look I know I go back to Sweaty Buzz frequently but this cannot be comfortable for him and it certainly isn’t comfortable to us. Throw on some Dri-Fit man.

NCAA Basketball: Duke at Virginia Tech Michael Shroyer-USA TODAY Sports

Danny Manning (Wake Forest Demon Deacons): Billboard Top Hits:1988 CD

Whenever Danny wants to relive the glory days of his “Danny and the Miracles” Kansas team, he can just throw on this CD and take himself back to those good old days in Lawrence Kansas.

Jim Larranaga (Miami Hurricanes): Put Fans in the Stands book

Larranaga has done a good job with this Miami program but last year they were 72nd in the country in attendance. Maybe he can get some marketing ideas from this book...or maybe he can get DJ Khaled to agree to do a few post-game concerts with Flo Rida.

Brad Brownell (Clemson Tigers): Autographed Dabo Swinney photo

Brownell’s trying to get the Tigers to go further than last year’s Sweet Sixteen so he’ll look to his counterpart Dabo for inspiration. Dabo was able to find a way to push the Clemson football program into the elite so Brownell hopes for the same.

Chris Mack (Louisville Cardinals): White 3-Piece Suit by Stacy Adams

He’s got the big contract and the resources to succeed at a high level but what’s missing. Oh yes he needs to go full Col. Sanders at least one time this season.

Leonard Hamilton (Florida State Seminoles): Black mock Turtleneck

I’m a big proponent of coaches who don’t feel the need to conform to the shirt and tie combination. You’re coaching a basketball game, standing, sitting, walking, yelling...why not be comfortable.

Mike Brey (Notre Dame Fighting Irish): A beard trimmer

Brey seems to want to go with the cool uncle vibe on the sidelines so he’s going to try and pick up products to help him look like he doesn’t care how he looks.

NCAA Basketball: Miami at Notre Dame Matt Cashore-USA TODAY Sports

Jim Christian (Boston College Eagles): Amazon Fire TV Cube

When it’s March Madness time and Christian’s preparing for the next CBI/CIT game for the Eagles, he wants to be able to watch all the NCAA games even if he’s away from home. This will easily fit in his carry-on bags and just maybe BC can hook it up while on the team bus.

Jeff Capel (Pittsburgh Panthers): Duke Basketball: A Clinic with Coach K [DVD]

With Capel branching back out from Coach K’s wings again, it will be important for him to remember what worked in Durham. This instructional DVD set will allow him to roll out a tv and just sit back as Coach K walks the Panthers through practice.

Kevin Keatts (NC State Wolfpack): Pitino: My Story

It would be wise for this former Louisville assistant to make sure Pitino’s not tossing him under the bus in here, especially considering the NCAA will likely be spending time in Raleigh digging up more on the Dennis Smith Jr. recruitment.

Josh Pastner (Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets): Curl Cream Gel by Royal Locks

We want Josh to keep those curly locks looking good as his team is locked in yet another low-scoring outing. When the shots are not falling, the tv cameras are going to be heading to the sidelines for any kind of action shots and you need to be looking dapper when the red light’s on you.

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