As you may or may not have heard, Disney World’s Hall of Presidents attraction returned with a new addition (and we’ll leave it at that).
But it got us thinking, if there were a Hall of Presidents for coaches, what would Jim Boeheim’s creepy animatronic model say?
“Finally it dawned on me. After about 27 or 28 years, that if we played zone all the time and didn’t waste time playing man-to-man and put some wrinkles in the zone, that our defense would be better.”— Tom Clark (@ClarkPBA) December 19, 2017
"Without him, we wouldn't have won 10 fucking games. Not 10."— John Marnell (@ICRockets) December 19, 2017
"Syracuse, New York, is like Hawaii for eight months of the year. The other four months, I don’t care about the weather because we’re playing basketball."— Dennis Coon (@dennisccoon) December 19, 2017
THE BEST TEAM DID NOT WIN TONIGHT— Nick Testani (@nick_testani) December 19, 2017
No dialog, just a not-so-subtle nose pick— Luke Morenus (@lukemorenus) December 19, 2017
A dead man could get two rebounds.— Vince B. (@IommiCuseFan) December 19, 2017
Greensboro has no value— Orange Bias (@OrangeBias) December 19, 2017
All of those are fine choices. But a few of the others that we might want to consider:
- A continuation of the Gerry quote “OVERRATED?!”
- “If I had anyone else, he wouldn’t play a minute.”
- “Michael Graham, in front of 19,000 people, punched my player,” Boeheim said. “And the ref had the nerve to call it a two-shot foul.”
- “Today, the best team didn’t win.”
- A simple jacket throw would also suffice.
But what about you? What’s your pick for Boeheim’s non-existent Hall of Presidents quote? Share below.