We here at TNIAAM are devoted to making your Syracuse Orange fan experience the best it can possibly be. Health is an underrated aspect of being a Syracuse fan, considering that most of us have to be able to balance and climb a small mountain to reach our Dome seats and a certain editor continually advocates the consumption of beer.
That being said, we’ve found a remarkable new supplement to keep you at your best: grape soda. Now, some of you may be wondering, “How did TNIAAM come about this information?” After researching, we recently found a case study from Oregon that shows some of the long term health benefits of grape soda.
This includes, but is not limited to:
- Increased confidence.
- Ability to write epic novels.
- Increased sense of humor.
- Winning trophies.
- Fashion sense.
- Increased productivity in the workplace.
- Sorcery Skills.
Now, to be fair, some side effects do include an increase in reckless behavior, a inclination to favor ridiculously ridiculous quarterbacks, and an increased knowledge of stats, but not like actual stats, just words associated with stats.
So head out to Wegmans, grab at least a couple of two liter bottles, and enjoy the benefits* of grape soda!
*TNIAAM cannot be held accountable for any negative outcomes associated with consumption.