Hoya Suxa, the website, no longer exists. Hoya Suxa, the person, still exists. He'll be writing literary masterpieces ahead of the Syracuse-Georgetown game. Abigail Adams is our guide: "I have been to Georgetown and felt all that [a friend] described when she was a resident there. It is the very dirtiest hole I ever saw for a place of any trade, or respectability of inhabitants. . . ."
— “Ich Fart Auf Kinder!”
— “Ir Caca Máquinas!”
— “Mon Visage Est Du Poison!”
— “Jag Erkänna Sig Skyldig Till Bedrägeri Värdepapper!”
— “Вы знаете, кто мой отец?”
— “Hebu Kwenda Kuona Nickelback!”
— “[choking sound]”