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Hoya Suxa, the website, no longer exists. Hoya Suxa, the person, still exists. He'll be writing literary masterpieces ahead of the Syracuse-Georgetown game. Abigail Adams is our guide: "I have been to Georgetown and felt all that [a friend] described when she was a resident there. It is the very dirtiest hole I ever saw for a place of any trade, or respectability of inhabitants. . . ."
— “Ich Fart Auf Kinder!”
German
— “Ir Caca Máquinas!”
Spanish
— “Mon Visage Est Du Poison!”
French
— “Jag Erkänna Sig Skyldig Till Bedrägeri Värdepapper!”
Swedish
— “Вы знаете, кто мой отец?”
Russian
— “Hebu Kwenda Kuona Nickelback!”
Swahili
— “我々はDePaulです”
Japanese
— “[choking sound]”
Portuguese
The Hoya Suxa Reader
Hoya Suxa Presents: A Georgetown Tapestry
Hoya Suxa Presents: Georgetown Class Notes: December 2015
Hoya Suxa Presents: Georgetown Industries, Ltd. Product Catalog
Hoya Suxa Presents: The Georgetown Report
Hoya Suxa Presents: Selected Washington Post Clarifications and Retractions
Hoya Suxa Presents: Craigslist
Classic Hoya Suxa: Diagramming Georgetown’s Princeton Offense
Classic Hoya Suxa: Hilarious Pranks to Play on Georgetown
Classic Hoya Suxa: A Day in the Life
Classic Hoya Suxa: I Have a Terrible Medical Condition
Hoya Suxa Presents: The Georgetown Minister of Information
Hoya Suxa Presents: An Abridged Oral History of Georgetown Basketball