Scott Shafer, Pat Narduzzi & The Rhode Island Kiwi Story

During the first 2015 ACC Coaches Teleconference, newly-minted Pittsburgh Panthers coach Pat Narduzzi was asked a question about his time as a Rhode Island Rams assistant at the same time as Syracuse Orange head coach Scott Shafer.

Take it away, Pat.

Pat Narduzzi w/ quite the first impression on the ACC teleconference, sharing a Scott Shafer tale from their URI days pic.twitter.com/Wt28m9GxeE

— Matt Fortuna (@Matt_Fortuna) September 2, 2015

First, do NOT tell Clemson about this.

On one hand, that's kinda f***ed up. On the other hand, comedy equals tragedy plus time. Since Shafer seems to have recovered well from the incident, we can have a good laugh about it now.

What I do like is that for the first time in a long time I feel like there's something in the air between Syracuse and Pitt. I'm sure it's a friendly rivalry between these two but it's a rivalry all the same. At least that's something. The question is, how do we work kiwis into this?

The Golden Kiwi Trophy? Do we all eat kiwis whenever Syracuse scores a touchdown?

Leave your ideas below...