SB Nation went to all the trouble of creating a "Bull*** Draft Scouting Report Generator" so that everyone could have their own pointless NFL Draft scouting report. And since they ahead and create it, we figured we might as well have some fun with it here. We "scouted" some members of the TNIAAM staff to see how likely it would be to hear our names called (presumably by the New York Giants since we rep the Syracuse Orange).
Well if you can find an easier way to chop vegetables, I'd like to hear about it.
I've always said John "out-yearns" every other blogger out there.
Dan's brunch Instagrams or Irsay's?
Just like with Sean's writing, I don't know what's going on in this sentence either (BOOM. ROASTED).
Well, best not to take your eye off his butt, then...
Claudia, please stop murdering water fowl and stop stealing sandwiches.
"The length to at least get picked" should be on Matt's business cards from here on out.
Considering Brandon's literally too young to vote, I understand.
So frustrating. He's got a beautiful voice BECAUSE of his narrow teeth. Can't have it both ways, NFL.
Four squares is plenty, Ben!
......so he charges his phone with his ass? In public?
Toldja Kentucky would lose, Brian. Now look at you...
I assume he has NO Google search history and that's what's giving you pause? I understand.
Take a spin on the generator and let us know what is says about you.