Yes, Syracuse Even Found a Way to Turn This Into a T-Shirt

The Syracuse Will Turn Anything Into a T-Shirt meme is so well-worn that even other schools are aware of our propensity to turn tiny events into wearable goods.

The Syracuse postseason ban t-shirt sale will be epic.

— Mark Ennis (@MarkEnnis) February 4, 2015

We've made t-shirts for undefeated starts. T-shirts for January No. 1 rankings. T-shirts for rivalries that aren't yet rivalries. If something semi-positive is happening related to Syracuse Athletics, you better God damn believe someone is making a t-shirt to commemorate it.

Turns out, we'll even make t-shirts when negative shit happens now as well.

I mean...

I can't...

I just...

Let's not even get into the implications behind the fact that Cuse Strong sounds a little too close to Boston Strong, which was in response to, you know, an actual tragedy.

Usually the whole t-shirt thing makes for a fun joke. But this...unless proceeds are going to the Rakeem Christmas Lost NBA Salary Fund, this is one 100% preshrunk cotton shirt too far, SU Athletics.