The Tweet Poetry of Syracuse Athletics

So here's what's weird. You knew that there was a thing called Poetweet, which takes your Twitterfeed and turns it into a poem and you DIDN'T think we were going to use it on Syracuse Orange notables? What is wrong with you?

Below, find amazing, breath-taking, deep poetry from some of Syracuse's finest (as well as John & I). Some of them...downright disturbing in how accurate they are. Others...just really dumb fun. And before you ask, I tried to make a poem with Jim Boeheim's tweets but it wouldn't let me. His handler He hasn't tweeted enough yet.