A Critical Analysis of the Syracuse University Shmoney Dance Video Starring Jim Boeheim

Look, if I tell you that Rakeem Christmas, Chris McCullough, members of the Syracuse Orange women's basketball team and Jim Boeheim himself show up in a shmoney dance video, I really don't think we need to do anything else but watch it.

So let's watch it and see how we feel at the end.

If you're old and white and super-confused, here's your primer.

Right off the bat, we're off to a great start with the Block S logo. If you're like me, you assume we're inside The Melo Center. Hallowed ground.

But as the camera pans up, it becomes clear that we're actually in the SU-themed Tops Market. #goacc

"What's that there, one of them new-fangled talkie machines? That's the bees knees, that is."

OH MY GOD THAT CAN BUY YOU SO MANY DORIANS SANDWICHES STOP DOING THAT

"I've made a huge mistake."

It was this or tip drills.

Otto, your shmoney looks 100% like every other dance you do. Take a salsa class or something. Branch out.

Eating pizza and dancing at the same time? Only NBA Draft caliber athletes can do that. Sorry, Boeheim.

Bros.

Hold up. Is that one bro the son of Mad Dog Madison from Over The Top???

"Brent, maybe if he was in the gym instead of shmoneying all over campus, he'd be averaging 25 a game."