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Name: Joe Standard
Position: Cornerback
Year: Sophomore
Height: 5-9
Weight: 189
Hometown: Baldwinsville, NY
High School: C.W. Baker
2013 Stats: None, he joined the team as a walk on.
2014 Projections: None, but he will have one of the top five most walk on names in the NCAA.
How'd he get here? Walked. Literally. From his dorm into Manley. I mean he probably could've walked from his house if he really wanted to go the extra mile.
What'd recruiting sites say? Zilch.
Money Quote: Try googling Joe Standard Syracuse University Football. Lemme know what you find. Yeah. Exactly.
Links of Wonder: He's got an existential link to the universe. Can't link that here though or I'll break my laptop and it's not insured.
Twitterfeed: Again, try Joe Standard Syracuse football into Twitter's crappy search engine. Not. Helpful.
Tweets of Wonder:
I want to die.
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) September 2, 2012
What does Shafer think of him? At this point I'm pretty sure Joe is like the North Carolina classes for football players: made up.
Interesting Nuggot O'Interest: Allegedly he's a Forensic Science major.
Let's get a good look atchya: I CAN"T SEE GHOSTS! DAMNIT SEAN WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME ARE YOU TRYING TO DRIVE ME MAD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!