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Get To Know Your Orange Man: CB #42 Joe Standard

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Wow, we're well over halfway done with this? Joe Standard's up next.

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Name: Joe Standard

Position: Cornerback

Year: Sophomore

Height: 5-9

Weight: 189

Hometown: Baldwinsville, NY

High School: C.W. Baker

2013 Stats: None, he joined the team as a walk on.

2014 Projections: None, but he will have one of the top five most walk on names in the NCAA.

How'd he get here? Walked. Literally. From his dorm into Manley. I mean he probably could've walked from his house if he really wanted to go the extra mile.

What'd recruiting sites say? Zilch.

Money Quote: Try googling Joe Standard Syracuse University Football. Lemme know what you find. Yeah. Exactly.

Links of Wonder: He's got an existential link to the universe. Can't link that here though or I'll break my laptop and it's not insured.

Twitterfeed: Again, try Joe Standard Syracuse football into Twitter's crappy search engine. Not. Helpful.

Tweets of Wonder:

What does Shafer think of him? At this point I'm pretty sure Joe is like the North Carolina classes for football players: made up.

Interesting Nuggot O'Interest: Allegedly he's a Forensic Science major.

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Let's get a good look atchya: I CAN"T SEE GHOSTS! DAMNIT SEAN WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME ARE YOU TRYING TO DRIVE ME MAD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!