Don't Worry Guys, Tyler Anus Is Here To Save The Day

Times are tough for Syracuse Orange basketball. After a historic 25-0 start, the team has lost two in a row. It's been a rough road to C.J. Fair, Tyler Ennis, Trevor Cooney, Jerami Grant, Rakeem Christmas, Baye Keita, Michael Gbinije and Tyler Roberson.

Not to mention Tyler Cooney, Terry Cooney, Kevin Cooney, Gerry Cooney, Tervor Cooney and Trevor Wiggins.

But don't worry, you guys. Help is on the way. Help in the form of Tyus Early and Tyler Anus...

Dedicated to my guy @NunesMagician Digger - "Anus" Tyler Anus lol https://t.co/QhUE3JiN96" #DiggerLovesAnusAndEarly

— Jason Spears (@JasonSpears_301) February 24, 2014

Thank you, Digger Phelps, for giving us hope in the form of two new Orange superstars. Let's just hope Early isn't too late and Anus is open for business.

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