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Don't Worry Guys, Tyler Anus Is Here To Save The Day

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According to ESPN and its announcers, Syracuse has a whole slew of unofficial players. We found out about two more today...

Mark Konezny-USA TODAY Sports

Times are tough for Syracuse Orange basketball. After a historic 25-0 start, the team has lost two in a row. It's been a rough road to C.J. Fair, Tyler Ennis, Trevor Cooney, Jerami Grant, Rakeem Christmas, Baye Keita, Michael Gbinije and Tyler Roberson.

Not to mention Tyler Cooney, Terry Cooney, Kevin Cooney, Gerry Cooney, Tervor Cooney and Trevor Wiggins.

But don't worry, you guys. Help is on the way. Help in the form of Tyus Early and Tyler Anus...

Thank you, Digger Phelps, for giving us hope in the form of two new Orange superstars. Let's just hope Early isn't too late and Anus is open for business.