Oh Texas, No...Not Like This...Not Like This...

Texas just fired their defensive coordinator and replaced him with...drum roll...Greg Robinson!

Sure, Greg Robinson has experience in Austin, but I still say you roll the dice and go with inanimate carbon rod.

— The Solid Verbal (@SolidVerbal) September 8, 2013

it's like stabbing a bullet wound, no? "@LandThieves: Firining Diaz and hiring Greg Robinson is like putting a band-aid on bullet wound"

— Holly Anderson (@HollyAnderson) September 8, 2013

There are half dozen fan bases, college and pro, who wanted Greg Robinson fired when he was with their program. Now he's the solution at UT?

— Pat Forde (@YahooForde) September 8, 2013

Along with the hire of Greg Robinson as their new DC, Texas has also announced John Mackovic as their new head coach in waiting.

— WRNL (@WideRtNattyLt) September 8, 2013

With Greg Robinson running UT's defense, last night's debacle against BYU will soon be a distant memory--a fond one. #hestinks

— Robert Weintraub (@robwein) September 8, 2013

College football: Where Lane Kiffin keeps getting better head jobs and Greg Robinson keeps getting jobs.

— Bill Voth (@billvoth) September 8, 2013

Done. "@heshsson: @Thirtyist I want you to go to the University of Texas and cackle hysterically while screaming Greg Robinson's name."

— thirtyist (@Thirtyist) September 8, 2013

If there is a man who proves the theory "it's not what you know, it's who you know" more than Greg Robinson, that list ain't long.

— Brent Axe (@BrentAxeMedia) September 8, 2013

Does Greg Robinson distribute a resumé that stops in 2003 and tell people he's been running a crab boat for the last decade?

— Patrick Vint (@HS_BHGP) September 8, 2013

In UT release, Greg Robinson says he kept up with team last couple yrs through the Longhorn Network. Who the hell is his provider?

— Jerome Solomon (@JeromeSolomon) September 8, 2013