Charley Loeb: Don't Cry For Me, Onondaga

Drew Allen. Terrel Hunt. Terrel Hunt. Drew Allen. That's all you guys wanna talk about. Shut up already about Drew Allen and Terrel Hunt!

That's what I would assume is Charley Loeb's inner monologue, considering the longtime Syracuse Orange backup QB was at one time thought to be the guy under center in 2013. You might think the Ridiculously-Good-Looking One is bitter and angry and full of regret.

As usual, you are unbelievably wrong...

"I don't care," he said earlier this week, "if I ever get mentioned again. I swear."

"There have been times that it's been hard," Charley admitted, "but the last thing I would ever want is for anyone to feel sorry for me. Of course, I want to be the starting quarterback. Every quarterback wants to be No. 1. But I don't want anybody to pity me. Screw that."

"I have no regrets about anything I've done," he said. "I've had great coaching and I think I've had great preparation, myself. I wouldn't say anything 'went wrong' for me here. I've never felt, like, 'Oh, I've been left out.' I've just had very good competition. Ryan was great. Drew and Terrel are great. They stepped up to the task.

All class, that RGLCL. Reminds me of Andrew Robinson, the once-King of the Hill who ended up buried on the depth chart and never made one complaint about it.

So basically, RGLCL is saying don't cry for me, Syracuse fans. And that means I now have to come up with some lyrics...

Don't cry for me Onondaga
The truth is I'm ridiculously good looking
All through my wind-swept hair days
My chiseled existence
I kept my figure
And went the distance

And as for first-string status, and as for fame
I never invited them in
Though it seemed to Orange Nation they were all I desired

They are illusions
They are not the snap counts they promised to be
The answer was here all the time
I'm ridiculously good looking and I know you love me

Don't cry for me Onondaga