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Name: Ridiculously Good-Looking Charley Loeb
Position: Quarterback/Most Eligible Bachelor
Year: Senior
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 220
Hometown: Hollis, NH
High School: Lawrence Academy
2012 Stats: He was quite the holder for field goals last year. RGLCL also completed one pass for eight yards in the Pinstripe Bowl before Ryan Nassib came back into the contest.
2013 Projections: We all thought the Loeb era was ready to go this fall... and then Terrel Hunt differentiated himself among those already on the roster, and of course, Drew Allen came aboard too. Now, Loeb's back to holding the football for Ross Krautman.
How'd He Get Here?: Doug Marrone took one look into those eyes and knew he'd found his guy. Syracuse was the only school to offer RGLCL, though he did have some interest from schools like Notre Dame and Tennessee, too.
What'd Scout/Rivals Say?: Rivals and Scout both handed him two stars, though they considered three simply based on appearance.
Money Quote: "Charley Loeb is the handsomest boy in the whole wide world." - Random Southern belle
Links of Wonder: RGLCL was (naturally) included in Seventeen Magazine's "Hottest Guys of College Sports" feature. We've always joked about his breathtaking looks around here and that's fine, but it is downright astounding how far word has traveled considering how little he sees the field.
Tweets of Wonder:
I just want to see Coach Shafer wedged in a go kart, throwing green shells at Charley Loeb and using that as a metaphor for depth charts.
— Hoya Suxa (@HoyaSuxa) July 11, 2013
What Does Shafer Think: Completely out of context:
"Charley (Loeb) made a great throw down the sideline..."
Shafer doesn't talk about Loeb much, but how could you when you're mesmerized by his smile. Might as well avert your eyes, or else be turned to stone. RGLCL is Medusa.
Interesting Nugget O'Interest: Sean once gave everyone a how-to guide on being RGLCL for Halloween. This is likely the last year you can bust this one out, so get on it him that (oops)!
Let Us Get a Good Look Atchya: Go watch the lefty heartthrob sling the rock around and tell me you can concentrate for any part of the rest of your day.