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One surefire sign that the upcoming college football season is approaching is when the Syracuse Orange football roster is updated with profiles and headshot pics for the newbies (freshmen & transfers). You can peruse the full roster and pick them all out here, but I've got some favorites I just wanted to share and overanalyze together.
QB Drew Allen
Business in the front, slight party in the back and a penchant for eating deer jerky around the chin.
LB Alryk Perry
Alryk is a freshman. He was born in 1995. I mean, have you seen what I look like with a three-week beard? I don't even know what's going on anymore.
WR Sean Avant
Yes.
TE P.J. Batten
I feel like there's always one guy who goes bowtie every season and that person needs to be honored and appreciated.
DL Tyler Marona
Has anyone ever pitched a mutual fund while assisting on a sack? We may see it done this season.
TE Tyler Provo
Tyler Provo thinks you're gonna like the way you look. He guarantees it.