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C.J. Fair Will Hold Press Conference This Week: Headband Threat Level Raised

We have raised the CJFHTL due to the announcement that the Centurian Jastafarian Fair will hold a press conference this week to officially announce what he has decided to do.

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We interrupt your regularly-schedule programming to alert you to a change in the Syracuse Orange Basketball C.J. Fair Headband Threat Level System.

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Due to recent developments, we have raised the C.J. Fair Headband Threat Level from BLUE to YELLOW.

We have raised the CJFHTL due to the announcement that the Centurian Jastafarian Fair will hold a press conference this week to officially announce what he has decided to do.

It is entirely unknown what Coolio Jackrabbit Fair's lean is. On one hand, it's extremely rare for an SU player to hold a press conference to declare status. Usually these decisions are made public in a press release from the university. Notable exceptions are Carmelo Anthony (went pro) and Hakim Warrick (stayed).

On the other hand, multiple high profile college basketball player recently held press conference to announce that they are staying in school. Mitch McGary, Glenn Robinson III and Marcus Smart all decided to stay for another year in recent events. Of course, their decision to remain in school also allows everyone else to bump up three spots, so...pick your poison.

There have been no updates of note on Cronos Jimmyjam Fair's Twitterfeed.

We now return you to your regularly-scheduled programming.