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These are the stories I live for...
Nineties Knicks stars John Starks and Anthony Mason are opening a restaurant together. We’re told the pair has partnered on a New York outpost of Washington, DC, chain Custom Fuel Pizza, which allows customers to "design" their own pies by picking the crust and sauce as well as any toppings. The Big Apple location’s scheduled to open in late January on Frederick Douglass Boulevard and West 123rd Street. CNN anchor Chris Cuomo and Syracuse basketball coach Jim Boeheim are also investors in the eatery.
Jim Boeheim now has his hands in sausages and pizza. What an elitist!
Naturally, this calls for a hashtag. And #BoeheimPizzaSlogans was born...
#BoeheimPizzaSlogans @Cusegetsloose slogan: "our pizza will be there in less than 10 f'in minutes. Not 10.
— Sean Keeley (@NunesMagician) December 23, 2013
"Every other pizza appalls me. Try mine." #BoeheimPizzaSlogans
— Sean Keeley (@NunesMagician) December 23, 2013
"Is my pizza good? Why would you ask that question? #BoeheimPizzaSlogans
— Sean Keeley (@NunesMagician) December 23, 2013
"I mean, seriously, where else you gonna go eat? Freakin' Greensboro?" #BoeheimPizzaSlogans
— Matthew McClusky (@MatthewMcClusky) December 23, 2013
"There are pizza chains in the hall of fame who we beat 80% of the time. Why don't you talk about us beating them?" #BoeheimPizzaSlogans
— Chuck Fiello Jr. (@OrangeChuck) December 23, 2013
"How's my business compared to John Beilein's?" *Crickets* "Well, then you don't know your business." BoeheimPizzaSlogans @NunesMagician
— Louis Milman (@ljmilman) December 23, 2013
"We're not a good basketball team, but this is great pizza. Period." #BoeheimPizzaSlogans
— Frank Pallotta (@frankpallotta) December 23, 2013
"Go get your Pulitzer elsewhere, but enjoy my pizza here." #BoeheimPizzaSlogans @NunesMagician
— Melvin (@superstarmelle) December 23, 2013
"The other guy's pizza? That's the most bullshit slice I've tasted in 30 years" #BoeheimPizzaSlogans
— Sean Keeley (@NunesMagician) December 23, 2013
