What the P-S Won't Tell You About...The Stony Brook Seawolves

Greetings Friends!

Hey, 0-2 doesn't feel that bad!* In today's preview, we introduce fellow New Yorkers The Stony Brook University Seawolves. We'll take you back to grade school and offer an updated guide to Long Island geography, deliver quantitative data on why FCS match-ups are no fun whatsoever, and provide the shocking details on why the Seawolves football team can't play in their own stadium! Enjoy, and Go Orange!



* 0-2 feels really, really bad...