Watch Syracuse Football Players Get Yelled At By Very Loud Military People

The Syracuse Orange football team began their week-long stint of training at Fort Drum today and when I say today, I mean VERY EARLY TODAY. SU Athletics has posted video of the team's early wake-up call and you can enjoy the highlights below...

Fort Drum, it is way too early to make fellas this big run that fast...

"Don't you know who I am? I'm a Preseason All-Big East First Teamer, I'll have you know..."

Yup.

Understood.

"What in God's name did I sign up for? Why didn't I just go to UConn? Right now they're just sitting around Pasqualoni's kitchen table eating Weetabix while he regales them with tales of Insight.com Bowls' past before they go to the movies."

While the layman might think Ryan Nassib is miserable, those of us who know his excitement levels can tell he's actually ecstatic.

All you can eat lobster, it ain't. Still, I'm sure Alec Lemon doesn't mind...

He minds.

I know there were a lot of protests and all but they have REALLY stepped things up at the local Chick-Fil-A.

Charley Loeb with the beard scruff and working hard on a military base? Are we sure this isn't just some elaborate Abercrombie & Fitch ad?

Go watch the whole video for the full effect.