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2012 Busted Mug Championship- Opening Round Matchup


Dijibril Coulibaly. Mike Meyers Keitt. Two men enter. Only one can advance to complete field of seventeen in the 2012 Busted Mug Championship.

It's undoubtedly been a long journey for both competitors, with a litany of messed up grills coming at them all season long. Some might say they don't deserve to be in the field. Some might say that an enormous forehead simply doesn't cut it in a field of this caliber. But that's the beauty of the BMC. Everyone gets a chance to prove their worth. Everyone gets a shot at the title. One game at a time. Survive and advance. Attack and Release. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Two warriors, locked in a battle for even the slightest shot at the Busted Mug.

Let the battle begin!


Name: Dijibril Coulibaly

School: C, Manhattan Jaspers

Busted Stats: It's not a forehead, it's a fivehead. Reminds me a bit of Megamind. It's like somebody is using his skull to store their bowling ball. Otherwise, not a bad looking dude but, man, that melon is a winner.



Name: Mike Meyers Keitt

School: F, Monmouth Hawks

Busted Stats: Nunesian cuse2012 put it best in his nomination when he said that Meyers Keiit, "seems like the strange lovechild of Charlie Villanueva and Kevin Garnett." I think maybe Sam Cassell was his granddaddy as well.