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I am not a POET but If Jim Boeheim were President.....

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If Jim Boeheim were President....

By Brandon Massey

Our money would be invested in wins not loses,

The tax rate would decrease for the bums not the bosses,

The Presidential Speech would be the most interesting ever,

There would be nothing to hide because he’s been doing this forever,

There would dome’s across the country filled with happiness,

Georgetown however would be billed with sappiness,

Now if you bleed Orange you check the Syracusian box,

And if you bleed Grey he’s going to put you in the locks!

Picking your nose on public benches would have to be the law,

And if you said G-Mac was overrated you’d be punched right in the jaw,

Press conferences would happen every single day,

To make the people of America actually understand the plays,

Our wars would be fought in a “friendly” 2-3 zone,

Two fast lengthy lethal bombs and three giant drones,

The Sweet 16, Elite Eight, and finally Final Four,

These would be the new names of the houses of our core,

Syracuse would become capital of all the purple mountains,

311 Heaven would be given its separate fountains,

NunesMagician would be loudly read all a crossed the land,

Any other form of fake print would obviously be banned.

He’d set up gates around the country so that everybody knew,

You can drink your beer at games now for just 8 bucks a brew.

For if Jim Boeheim were President, it would be a different place,

But at least I’d know my Syracuse were a whole different race.

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