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Syrhaiku - Anthology 2

PHILADELPHIA, PA - JANUARY 11:  Kris Joseph #32 of the Syracuse Orange reacts against the Villanova Wildcats at the Wells Fargo Center on January 11, 2012 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.  (Photo by Chris Chambers/Getty Images)
PHILADELPHIA, PA - JANUARY 11: Kris Joseph #32 of the Syracuse Orange reacts against the Villanova Wildcats at the Wells Fargo Center on January 11, 2012 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. (Photo by Chris Chambers/Getty Images)
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We are number 1,
Alas, haters increasing
It's AWESOME BABY

The Melo Boutique,
Best Brazillian Swag Around.
Only accepts charges.

Lacrosse season soon.
No respect for the Orange.
Shove it where unseen.

Pennsylvania ball.
Be it played any more?
Oh, yes, at Temple.

Waiters rolls ankle.
Feel better, remember,
Mountaineers love kankles.

Nova Lox
Smells less fishy
than 'Nova shots.

Tebow talk here!?
Post needs words of One Fifty,
Tim's yards versus Pats: same.

Friars have Donuts,
Orangemen have Labatt.
Suck it, Gottlieb.

National Title.
A division rematch.
Damn asinine.

It's cold outside,
The Dome is heating up.
Orange Crush, 'Bingo!"

Huggy Bear is sleepless.
Sound remedy in two weeks:
Lights out Orangemen.

South Florida
Not in a joke haiku.
Double you tee eff.


Felonious Phunk
This week turned thirty years old,
[AND AS A GIFT I KICKED HIS ASS IN OUR
FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPIONSHIP AND
HE STILL WON'T ACKNOWLEDGE IT EVEN
THOUGH HE TALKED SMACK LIKE ALL FREAKIN'
SEASON.]
Wish him happy returns.

Taking requests for more styles of prose and storytelling. The idea is every Friday or Saturday will recap the previous week and set up the next. Like Letterman's 'Know You Current Events."

Go ORANGEMENS!