Since this week's game between the Syracuse Orange and the Rhode Island Rams is actually on a legitimate TV station, you'll be able to join Syracuse fans in whatever city you're in to watch the hot, barely-legal action at your favorite bar, restaurant or other kind of business establishment.
Of course, if you're going to the game, God speed. Stick around as long as you can this time, huh?
And you can watch the game at ESPN3.com if you so choose to. Here's some ways to watch it and ensure a quality experience.
However if you'd like to find like-minded individuals in your area who appreciate the idea of beating up on a team in powder blue uniforms, here's your list. Please email me or leave a comment with any additions or updates.
Atlanta, GA - Hudson Grille (Brookhaven)
Boston, MA - Pour House
Chicago, IL - Gamekeepers
Cicero, NY - Buffalo Wild Wings
Denver, CO - Blake Street Tavern
Eastwood, NY - Chadwicks
Fairport, NY - Shooter's
Fayetteville, NY - J.P. Mulligan's
Hollywood, CA - Capitol City Sports
Houston - Buffalo Wild Wings (official alumni spot)
Manhattan, NY (46th Street) - Village Pourhouse* (Official alumni spot)
Manhattan, NY (Upper East Side) - East End
Miami, FL (Davie) - Miller's Boca East Alehouse & Miller's Davie Alehouse
Newport Beach, CA - Sharkeez
Old Forge, NY - TOW Bar
Penn Yan, NY - The Brew House
Philadelphia, PA - Tavern on Broad
Portland, OR - Macadam's Bar & Grill
Raleigh/Durham - Backyard Bistro
Rochester, NY - Anchor Bar
San Diego, CA - Players Sports Bar (official alumni spot)
San Francisco, CA - McCovey's (Walnut Creek)
San Francisco, CA - Pete's Tavern
Saratoga, NY - The Local Pub & Teahouse
Seattle, WA - Buckley's (Queen Anne)
Seneca Falls, NY - Dewey's 3rd Ward Tavern (hang with Kenny!)
Syracuse, NY - The Saltine Warrior (official CNY alumni spot)
Tampa, FL - Beef O’Brady’s (Palm Harbor)
Utica, NY - Nail Creek Pub & Brewery
Venice, FL - Bogey's Sports Pub
Watertown, NY - The Tilted Kilt
Washington, D.C. - Sign of the Whale (official alumni spot)
Washington, D.C. - Grand Central