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...We're going to finish these, dammit.
Click here if you've missed anything. But don't take too long skipping down memory lane because the mystery man on the S.U. roster known only as Nate 4er is up next Orange Man. You don't want to miss this.
Position: Quarterback
Number: 27--I shit you not. Coolest player number/position match-up on the roster this side of Deon Goggins.
Year: Freshman!
Height: 6'3''
Weight: 228 pounds
Hometown: Encino, CA.
High School: Westlake
How'd He Get Here?: During the first Ice Age, Nate was trying to make a fire with his girlfriend when an earthquake buried them both deep within the Earth's crust. Then, in 1992, the guy that played Samwise Gamgee was digging a pool in his backyard when he came across Nate, frozen in a large block of ice. With the help of Samwise's best friend, Pauly Shore, Nate was thawed out and shenanigans ensued.
...Nate is from Encino, get it? Bonus points if you did.
Truth be told, Nate's recruitment isn't readily available to us commoners. Here's my best guess: Nate's a good kid who wants to be an aerospace engineer. SU's aerospace engineering program is top-notch, and maybe his spot on the roster will open up some California recruiting doors to Westlake in the future. It's a win-win.
2011 Predictions: Nate holds a clipboard, if that. But when he's walking on Mars in 2025, we'll be holding his clipboard.
Scouts/Rivals Said: Good News: Rivals said Fresno State and San Diego State recruited Nate. Bad News: They awarded him no stars. May God have mercy on his soul.
Links of Wonder: Why are people Facebook friending Michael Jordan's daughter in droves? It's Nate 4er they need to be adding. Look at that headband. That's default material if I've ever seen it.
Interesting Nugget O'Interest: Nate models his game after Brett Farve. His game on the field, I mean and/or hope.
Lettuce Getta Good Lookatcha: Finally, some football tape!
Nate Forer -- Viewpoint (via blforer)