I came across a site called the Doggleganger, which takes a photo of a human being and matches him or her to their "doggleganger." It's an New Zealand site trying to match people with dogs that need homes, so it's fun and provides good deeds. Hooray.
Naturally, you know what I did next. To be honest, I'm not sure I buy the science here (as I had high expectations, obviously). However, I learned two things.
1. Doggie Doug Marrone, just like the regular one, is adorable.
2. Doggie DOC Gross is downright shocking. For multiple reasons.