Right now you're one of the following three things:
- Shaking off a hangover.
- Watching whatever skank you dragged home last night shake off a hangover.
- Playing pinochle with your grandmother, because you're such a good boy, aren't you?
In any circumstance, you're still focused exclusively on hoops; the rest of existence -- lathering, rinsing, and repeating -- is still on the back burner.
The only issue you have, though, is how you're going to process all that hot hardwood action. Again, I am majestic, like an eagle soaring high above until Alabama Ted bags him as the star of his "So Fucking American!" barbecue. Here's today's television schedule, separated by broadcast blocks, and accompanied by Ken Pomeroy's "Thrill Score" rankings in order to help you a) find the games on television, and b) help you pick the most exciting ones to watch.
SATURDAY: MARCH 19, 2011
ROCK BLOCK
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(5) West Virginia v. (4) Kentucky -- 12:00 (CBS)
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(7) UCLA v. (2) Florida -- 2:30 (CBS)
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(13) Morehead State v. (12) Richmond -- 5:00 (CBS)
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(7) Temple v. (2) San Diego State -- 6:00 (TNT)
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(8) Butler v. (1) Pittsburgh -- 7:00 (TBS)
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(11) Gonzaga v. (3) Brigham Young -- 7:45 (CBS)
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(5) Kansas State v. (4) Wisconsin -- 8:30 (TNT)
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(6) Cincinnati v. (3) Connecticut -- 9:30 (TBS)
Ken Pomeroy "Thrill Score" Rankings:
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Gonzaga v. Brigham Young: 77.4
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Cincinnati v. Connecticut: 77.4
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West Virginia v. Kentucky: 76.3
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Kansas State v. Wisconsin: 68.2
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Temple v. San Diego State: 63.4
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UCLA v. Florida: 62.8
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Butler v. Pittsburgh: 54.8
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Morehead State v. Richmond: 52.2