It's Time For Bernie Fine Impersonators' Moment In The Sun

Are you an actor?

Are you male?

Are you caucasian?

Are you heavy-set?

Do you live in the Los Angeles area?

If you answer yes to all of those questions...have I got the role of a lifetime to you??? (Answer: I do not have the role of a lifetime for you).

Casting Networks has posted a casting call for a "commercial spoof based on the Bernie Fine and Jerry Sandusky scandals."

A fired-up coach giving a pep talk to get boys to come to his sports camp in the style of an infomercial. Must resemble Bernie Fine, basketball coach from Syracuse. Over 5'9", balding, heavy-set. See photo reference.

Fun!

H/T: Matt B.