If You Live Near #SHAMARKO Thomas, Put Your Parking Break On

How do you get to be a one-man wrecking crew capable of mass destruction on a level that mortal men do not, and could not, understand?

I have no idea, I'm a mortal man. Why are you asking me?

You should be asking Syracuse Orange safety #SHAMARKO Thomas.

"Crazy," Tribbey said. "That guy is crazy. I would go over his place to watch TV or play video games and he would be outside pushing his car around. Uphill. By himself."

"I’m not trying to be a regular guy," Thomas said. "I’m trying to be the best at what I do. I just strive to work harder than anybody else, not just on my team but in the country."

Thomas is expected to be back in the line-up this week against the Tulane Green Wave and SU fans couldn't be happier to see him back. Not just because the secondary needs help but because whenever #SHAMARKO is around, bad things happen to opponents.

Thomas said his teammates call him "YouTube" and "stat-dot-com freak". This is probably why...