"I would trade Air Force or Navy for Syracuse every day of the week." - 2011
"I would trade Coleco and Atari for XBox every day of the week."- 2009
"I would trade Washington Mutual and Lehman Brothers for CitiBank every day of the week." - 2007
"I would trade pigeons and courier services for the internet every day of the week."- 2001 (H/T: Gregg)
"I would trade Johns Hopkins football and Johns Hopkins basketball for Johns Hopkins lacrosse every day of the week." - 1994
"I would trade the Soviet Union and Finland hockey teams for the US Hockey team every day of the week." - 1980
"I would trade a-ha and Dexy's Midnight Runners for Jimi Hendrix every day of the week." - 1982
"I would trade Cleveland Williams and Jurgen Blin for Muhammed Ali every day of the week." - 1972
"I would trade Japan and Germany for the United States every day of the week." - 1944
"I would trade Warren G. Harding and Franklin Pearce for Franklin Roosevelt every day of the week." - 1941
"I would trade General Custer for Sitting Bull every day of the week." - 1876
"I would trade the people of Roanoke Island and Fort Caroline for the people of Plymouth, MA every day of the week." - 1620
"I would trade King Edward The Longshanks and his effeminate son for William Wallce every day of the week." - 1305
"I would trade Nero and Commodus for Augustus every day of the week." - 14 A.D.
"I would trade Pharoh Ramses and his first born son for Moses every day of the week." - 1271 BCE
"I would trade Fruitadens and Claosaurus for Tyrannosaurus Rex every day of the week." - 100,000,000 BCE
"I would trade Nothingness and Emptiness for Existence every day of the week. Once God creates days and weeks." - 100,000,000,000 BCE