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Syracuse Basketball: Critical Hair Update 1/15

Last time we checked on the latest Syracuse basketball hair-related news, we had some interesting developments. Let's see how things have grown in.

First up, we have to see how James Southerland's Amish Beard is coming in.

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We're getting some serious growth around the edges and we're really filling in nicely along the under-neck. This is exciting. We've got a long way to go this season and just imagine where we'll be by the time we get to March. This is a one-seed beard.

Fab Melo came to us a boy. But I'm here to tell you that if facial hair makes you a man then, by God, he is a now a man.

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The added bonus? He now bears a striking resemblance to Ozone from Breakin' and Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo:

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Finally, unrelated to the basketball team, why didn't anyone tell me that Syracuse unveiled the Madame Tussaud wax figure of Doug Marrone tonight?

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Seriously, I'm pretty sure that's a Doug Marrone Robot. The Marr-One.