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Syracuse Basketball: Critical Hair Update 1/15

Last time we checked on the latest Syracuse basketball hair-related news, we had some interesting developments. Let's see how things have grown in.

First up, we have to see how James Southerland's Amish Beard is coming in.


We're getting some serious growth around the edges and we're really filling in nicely along the under-neck. This is exciting. We've got a long way to go this season and just imagine where we'll be by the time we get to March. This is a one-seed beard.

Fab Melo came to us a boy. But I'm here to tell you that if facial hair makes you a man then, by God, he is a now a man.


The added bonus? He now bears a striking resemblance to Ozone from Breakin' and Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo:


Finally, unrelated to the basketball team, why didn't anyone tell me that Syracuse unveiled the Madame Tussaud wax figure of Doug Marrone tonight?


Seriously, I'm pretty sure that's a Doug Marrone Robot. The Marr-One.