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How To Grow An Orange: Now Available In Paperback!!!

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Cover art by <a href="http://www.michaelborkowski.com/" target="new">Mike Borkowski</a>
Cover art by Mike Borkowski

THE END IS NIGH!

No wait, I mean THE BEGINNING IS NIGH!

No, hold on...you know how things are a big deal because they are nigh in movies, usually in an apocalypse-y way.  Well this is NIGH.  VERY NIGH.  EXTREMELY NIGH.

The market has spoken.  You liked the e-book but you really wanted the paperback.  You're too broke to buy a Kindle and you're too lazy to read the book on your computer.  And so, here she is.

How To Grow An Orange: The Right Way To Brainwash Your Child Into Becoming A Syracuse Fan - The Paperback.   

Still not sure if the book's worth your time?  Like LeVar Burton says, don't take my word for it.

Best book I've read this year. I recommend it to any Syracuse fan. - Brian T.

Awesome! A must-read for any Syracuse fan. - Neil G.

While the title and format suggest a tongue-in-cheek manual for brainwashing your offspring to cheer for Syracuse athletics, it might well also be titled "An Idiot's Guide to Syracuse Fandom." Armed with the information herein, any barroom trivia contest or tailgating discussion should easily be mastered. This book ought to be assigned to incoming freshmen at SU as mandatory reading before they are able to purchase their student tickets to sporting events. - Pailie D.

So just to clarify which options you have for HTGAO, I'll list them out below.  Next step is working on getting the paperback into other retail shops and online sellers but for the meantime you'll find it at WordClay.  

(And allow me to say thanks so much to those who have purchased the book so far and thanks in advance to those who will purchase it.  It's one of the most fulfilling things I've ever done and I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it.  Awww...)

WordClay.com - Paperback version ($18.99)

Smashword.com - eBook version ($7.49 summer sale price)

BN.com - eBook version ($7.99)

Sony eBookstore - eBook version ($8.99)