With the discovery that Scoop Jardine's perfect anagram name is Jade Scorpion, it got me thinking...what are some of the other anagram nicknames we're missing out on? Let's investigate:
Kris Joseph
Anagram Nickname: Jokers Ship (Menacing if you're thinking Heath Ledger's Joker. Not at all menacing if you're thinking Jack Nicholson's)
Rick Jackson
Anagram Nickname: Cock Skin Jar (Giggled for at least ten minutes straight after seeing this. I implore you to start yelling it during games.)
Brandon Triche
Anagram Nickname: The Rabid Cornn (doesn't entirely make sense, but then again neither does the way Triche has been playing this year)
Honorable Mention: Hot Crab Dinner (H/T: ForthCountry)
Dion Waiters
Anagram Nickname: Saint Wierdo (H/T: ForthCountry)
Fab Melo
Anagram Nickname: Lamb Foe (You've heard the sating "Lions for Lambs?" He's the Lion)
Baye Moussa Keita
Anagram Nickname: A Beauties Mask, Yo (Honestly, I was already calling him that anyway)
James Southerland
Anagram Nickname: Jolt, A Hardness Emu (Perfect name for a Saturday morning cartoon as well)
Mookie Jones
Anagram Nickname: Noisome Joke (Seems mean, but, it was it is)
C.J. Fair
Anagram Nickname: No anagrams found (which also works as his nickname...there is no anagram to contain him).
Brandon Reese
Anagram Nickname: Tie between Seaborne Nerd, Bean Endorser and Ensnared Bore. (I'm fine with any of them)
Jim Boeheim
Anagram Nickname: I Jibe Em Ohm (He really does)
Daryl Gross
Anagram Nickname: Lardy Gross (/GIGGLE)