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You're going to be watching the Pinstripe Bowl today.
You're going to be listening to announcers and reporters say the same twenty facts over and over as if you're hearing them for the first time.
You're almost certainly going to be drinking.
Let's see what we can do to combine all of that.
THE PINSTRIPE BOWL DRINKING GAME
If someone says Doug Marrone grew up in the Bronx...DRINK ONE
If someone says Doug Marrone is a Yankee fan...DRINK ONE
If someone says Doug Marrone's grandfather used to work at Yankee Stadium...DRINK ONE
Every time they show the Empire State Building...DRINK ONE
Every time they show the NYC Skyline...DRINK ONE
Every time they show Times Square...DRINK ONE
Every time they show Ground Zero...SOLEMNLY DRINK ONE WHILE NEVER FORGETTING
Every time they show a Yankee and/or Yankee Executive...DRINK ONE
Every time Yankee Stadium is referred to as "hallowed ground" or a likewise phrase...DRINK ONE
If someone starts a discussion about how crazy the weather has been...DRINK ONE
If someone makes a Manhattan pun about Kansas State (from Manhattan, KS to Manhattan, NY)...DRINK ONE
If someone mentions that this is the third time Syracuse and Kansas State are playing in a bowl game...DRINK ONE
If someone talks about Bill Snyder's age...DRINK ONE
Every time they mention Rob Long...DRINK ONE
Every time they show Rob Long on the sidelines...DRINK TWO
Every time they mention Delone Carter and Snowballgate...DRINK TWO
Anytime someone mentions the name Greg Robinson...DRINK TWO (And then throw it up)
If they show time-lapse video of snow being cleared off the field...DRINK TWO
Every time they show DOC Gross...DRINK TWO
If someone mentions the "New York's College Team" motto...DRINK TWO
Every time Syracuse scores a field goal...DRINK THREE
Every time Syracuse scores a touchdown...DRINK SIX
Every time Syracuse kicks an extra point...DRINK ONE
Every time Syracuse wins the Pinstripe Bowl...DRINK EVERYTHING