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You're going to be watching the Pinstripe Bowl today.

You're going to be listening to announcers and reporters say the same twenty facts over and over as if you're hearing them for the first time.

You're almost certainly going to be drinking.

Let's see what we can do to combine all of that.

THE PINSTRIPE BOWL DRINKING GAME

If someone says Doug Marrone grew up in the Bronx...DRINK ONE

If someone says Doug Marrone is a Yankee fan...DRINK ONE

If someone says Doug Marrone's grandfather used to work at Yankee Stadium...DRINK ONE

Every time they show the Empire State Building...DRINK ONE

Every time they show the NYC Skyline...DRINK ONE

Every time they show Times Square...DRINK ONE

Every time they show Ground Zero...SOLEMNLY DRINK ONE WHILE NEVER FORGETTING

Every time they show a Yankee and/or Yankee Executive...DRINK ONE

Every time Yankee Stadium is referred to as "hallowed ground" or a likewise phrase...DRINK ONE

If someone starts a discussion about how crazy the weather has been...DRINK ONE

If someone makes a Manhattan pun about Kansas State (from Manhattan, KS to Manhattan, NY)...DRINK ONE

If someone mentions that this is the third time Syracuse and Kansas State are playing in a bowl game...DRINK ONE

If someone talks about Bill Snyder's age...DRINK ONE

Every time they mention Rob Long...DRINK ONE

Every time they show Rob Long on the sidelines...DRINK TWO

Every time they mention Delone Carter and Snowballgate...DRINK TWO

Anytime someone mentions the name Greg Robinson...DRINK TWO (And then throw it up)

If they show time-lapse video of snow being cleared off the field...DRINK TWO

Every time they show DOC Gross...DRINK TWO

If someone mentions the "New York's College Team" motto...DRINK TWO

Every time Syracuse scores a field goal...DRINK THREE

Every time Syracuse scores a touchdown...DRINK SIX

Every time Syracuse kicks an extra point...DRINK ONE

Every time Syracuse wins the Pinstripe Bowl...DRINK EVERYTHING