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Syracuse Football & The Quest For Beef - Week 9


I ran the Quest For Toronto for four years and at no point during it did we ever get realistically close to completing it. So to be honest, I don't quite know what to make of our Quest For Beef now that we've not only close to achieving it but have turned out attention to other quests as well.

All I know is, until we are 100% certain that we can taste Beef, we must quest for it. We must yearn for it. We must demand this of ourselves...for that is our Beef. And it is there for the taking.


Hi, UConn!

Syracuse Wins: Six (Akron, Maine, Colgate, South Florida, West Virginia, Cincy)

Wins Needs For Beef: One

Remaining Games: Four (L'ville, Rutgers, UConn, BC)

Cumulative Record Of Remaining Opponents:15-16

Most Likely To Beat: Boston College - BC has the worst record of any team left on the schedule and don't seem to be waking up anytime soon.

Current Beef Bowl Opponent Projection (CUSA #5): Tulsa (5-3). The Golden Hurricane is on everyone's radar after beating Notre Dame. The Irish might suck but, as we know, a win over them still carries weight. Even in many of their losses, they've put points on the board. They're worth keeping an eye on.

Gordon Ramsey's Feelings On Syracuse's Chances For Beef: Cincinnati? You know what Cincinnati is known for? F**k and All! They didn't even have their best man in! You could have served up a wet diaper and they would have eaten eat, you stupid donkeys! WAKE THE F**K UP AND GROW SOME BOLLOCKS!

The Week 6 Beef-O-Meter reading: