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Syracuse Defeats Georgetown Via Transitive Property Of Equality

By Sean Keeley
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You know what they say. If a = b and b = c, then a = c.

If Syracuse defeats Colgate 42-7.

And Colgate defeats Georgetown 34-3.

Therefore, Syracuse defeats Georgetown 68-3. Consider it settled.

(A little insult to injury? "Nate Eachus ran for 214 yards and four touchdowns on 44 carries...")

Oh and Georgetown's QB's last name is Kempf. Why does that sound so familiar? Oh...right. Not surprising at all.

H/T: SF Cuse

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