I didn't see most of you at church this weekend. I suppose you had better things to do. Like burning in hell for all of eternity. But perhaps I could persuade you to come next week and pray with me. I had the honor of bearing witness to one particularly-inspired sermon this past Sunday at The St. Boeheim Church of The Immaculate Block. I didn't understand the words the young preacher was using, but I understand what he meant. Thankfully we've been able to transcribe his powerful words so you can listen to him testify The Word of Cuse.
AMEN, Brother. Chew on that meaty filing of the Scoop Jardine Revolution!......What?