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Daryl Gross Is A Genius

By Sean Keeley
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I take back everything bad I've ever said about him.  Check this out...

  • Pete Carroll's out at USC, so they've got a coaching search on their hands.
  • Gross has strong ties to USC AD Mike Garrett so a recommendation from him would carry some weight.
  • Gross recommends former Jets and Chiefs coach Herm Edwards as the next coach of USC Football.

    USC also contacted former Kansas City Chiefs coach Herm Edwards, recommended by Syracuse athletic director Daryl Gross, who previously worked under Garrett at USC.

  • This Herm Edwards.  And this Herm Edwards.  And this Herm Edwards. And this Herm Edwards.
  • Syracuse plays USC in 2011.
  • Ergo, USC will hire Herm Edwards and the program will be in such disarray by the time Syracuse comes to town the Orange will defeat the Trojans soundly.  GENIUS.

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never hire a former Kansas City Chiefs coach when Daryl Gross is involved!" Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha..."

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