Curtis Brinkley is having a birthday party, you guys. But you already knew that since you got your invitation in the mail already.
Questions:
1. A Glamorous Revelry? Yowza. I expect top hats and canes.
2. Are Ant-Man Darky Shonda Malika Lil Curt Kyle Bub seven individual people or just one severely overly-nicknamed person?
3. "The President" Presents!?!? That's bottle service I can believe in.
Enjoy the good times, Boonah. It's been a heady couple months. If anyone deserves a little Abbotsford Edition Moet, it's you.