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Perusing the Big East rosters, or any football roster for that matter, it's hard not to find certain names that stick out. There's nothing quite as awe-inspiring as God's Power Offer or Barkevious Mingo, at least not yet. But the Big East rosters are chock-a-block with the absurd, the guffaw-inducing and the what-the-hell-were-his-parents-thinking? Let's take a look and sort out the truly great ones.
All-Porn Name 1st Team
Mike Cox, DE - UConn
Mark Wetterer, OL - Lville
Jabu Lovelace, QB - Rutgers
Cody Nutter, LB - WVU
Beau Brunelli, DE - UConn
All-Porn Name 2nd Team
Bruce Horner, DB - Cincy
Beau Bachety, TE - Rutgers
B.J. Daniels, QB - USF
Cody Catalina, TE - SU
Scott Loving, TE - WVU
The Heads of the Five Families Name Team
Andrew Taglianetti, DB - Pitt
Jonathan Taglianetti, LB - Pitt
Luca Romeo, TE - Cincy
Teddy Dellganna, P - Rutgers
Remo Fiorenelli, DL - Rutgers
All-Boogie Team
Boogie McCray, RB - Lville
Boogie Allen, DB - WVU
All-Last Name Team
Sean Hooey, OL - Cincy
Alex LaMagdelaine, OG, UConn
Rodney Gnat, DE - Lville
Justin Brockhaus-Kann, P - USF
Keith Coffindaffer, K - WVU
Noel Devine, RB - WVU
Isiah Pead, RB - Cincy
All-Your Parents Just Made Up Didn't They Team
Oderick Turner, WR - Pitt
Meme Wylie, RB - UConn
Obadiah Cheatham, LB - Cincy
Stephant'e Kent, LB - Rutgers
Dontavia Bogan, WR - USF
Danous Estenor,OL - USF
Jatavious Jackson,OL - USF
JaQuez Jenkins,S - USF
Citrine Warren, DE - WVU
Juantez Hollins, OL - Pitt
Franchot Allen, DB - WVU
Romale Tucker, DE - SU
Selvish Capers, OL - WVU
Guesly Dervil, DB - WVU
Shamarko Thomas, CB - SU
All-Pound For Pound Great-Name Team
Rock Keys, TE, Lville
Zaire Kitchen, DB - Rutgers
Sabbath Joseph, LB - USF
Devekeyan Lattimore, LB - USF
Van Chew, WR - SU
Brantwon Bowser, DB - WVU
Sampson Genus, OL - USF
Maximilian Leo, LS - SU
San San Te, K - Rutgers
Did I miss anybody?