Top Five Things About The Syracuse-Meadowlands Announcement

You can find the announcement in it's entirety here.

#1 - The first seven words of the whole thing. "Syracuse Director of Athletics Dr. Daryl Gross..."

#2 - "This is a tremendous opportunity for Syracuse University to be associated with the New Meadowlands," Gross said.

#3 -"The Orange will be the home team for all three games at the new stadium."  Goodbye home game.

#4 - "It’s great for us to have the opportunity to play in a tremendous venue that gives us terrific exposure as a University and helps the program in a lot of ways, including recruiting," said Syracuse head coach Doug Marrone.

#5 - "The new stadium will have numerous restaurants, wider concourses and more HD square footage than any other stadium in North America." WIDER CONCOURSES?!?  HD SQUARE FOOTAGE, WHATEVER THE HELL THAT MEANS?!?!?  HONEY, GET THE KIDS!!!