Obviously, the most important thing for Syracuse football this upcoming season is the return of Kenny's 2 Pennies. That's a given. The analysis and magic that Kenny Haas brings to the table in unparalleled.
But that kind of magic doesn't just happen. It's cultivated. It's grown. It's 100% cotton. You see, you can't have Kenny without a schnazzy Syracuse T-shirt on his person. It's un-American. Thankfully we now know that Kenny will indeed have new threads for a new era.
One lucky Syracuse fan just ran into Kenny at T-Shirt World on Marshall Street (Hurry! He may still be in the vicinity!) and snapped this photo of the man in action:
Which one will he choose!?!?!? I'm pulling for the Real Moms Wear Orange shirt back there.
(By the way, how do the employees of T-Shirt World police shoplifting? 75% of the people that walk in there are already wearing a Syracuse t-shirt. It must be maddening.)